A female student goes to the teacher's room and walks up to a male teacher. She says, "I'll do anything for you if you give me 100% marks on exam." She goes nearer to the male teacher and says, "Anything...." "Anything?", asks the male teacher. The student nods her head, positioning herself in a slutty way. The teacher whispers to her ear and says, "Will you.....study???"
A student is walking home from school when he suddenly gets hit by a Mercedes. He drops to the ground screaming and bleeding. The driver comes out of the car and checks on the student. He says, " Are you okay boy?" The boy moans and says, "No...don't..." "Huh? Don't what? Let me call 911", says the driver. "No... Don't screw this up for me...", says the boy. "Screw what?" asks the driver. The boy uses his last remaining energy and says, "Perfect chance to escape tomorrow's exam, didn't study anyways....."
Thursday, October 22, 2009
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